In The Wild
By Rei Keishana

[This is a story most people most likely won't understand. It is random with characters Rei and her sister created a long time ago.]

I don't know how it happened or how I got to be in this situation. All I remember was that I was trying to sleep. My little sister, Lilaca , wouldn't stop bugging me. I would punch her in the arm, then cover my head with my pillow, grunting for her to stop. Next, I realize, I was being pulled out onto land. Our plane, crashed and burning, was our only way to and from our destination. What happened? Did I sleep through a big explosion? I didn't know, but I wanted to find out.

I wake up.

Oshika - You're awake! Hey Lilaca ! Your sister's still alive!

Lilaca - I don't care about HER! I want my stuff out from there!

I sit up and cough.

Me - What happened?

Harley - The airplane crashed, stupid, what does it look like?

Me - Did everyone get out?

Oshika - No, they're still trying to get the others out.

A few days later, we are all sitting together. The plane has burned up, and the fire has died. Everyone was out safely. Everyone is silent, thinking. It's not long before the group has all decided to build a camp, and so to feed us all, I decide to get up and leave to find food to live from, just in case our current food supply runs low. With us are Oshika , Lilaca , Connel , Harley , Wandor , Roachy Mama , Aquamarine , Isturuko , Rex , and Julio .

Me - I'm going to find food.

Julio - Bye.

Harley and Aquamarine laughs. I turn around and pull out the spear that I made. I turn and look at the boys once more.

Me - Anyone wants to come with me?

None of them hear me. They're all talking to each other. I turn back around and walk away. I'm not used to hunting. I had been surviving on that stupid dehydrated canned meat for the last couple of nights since the airplane crash. It's pretty bad my own friends don't want to come with me. I soon spot a strange creature staring straight at me. I pull out a gun that I had stolen from Julio that Julio had stolen from the terrorist hijacking our airplane. I shoot the beast.

Me - Oh yeah! Look at me! I'm a gonna have a feast tonight! I'm gonna SLAM!

I return to the campsite. I drop the hairy beast beside the fire. Roachy Mama screams.

Roachy Mama - What is that!?

Me - Dinner.

Roachy Mama - No, seriously…

Harley - Hey look, Connel , she dragged in your wife! Ha ha!

Connel - Naw, that's not my wife, that's your wife!

Connel stupidly hugs me.

Connel - This is my wife now.

Me - Uh… excuse me, I don't think so. What about the beast?

Oshika - Oh good. We'll need a new carpet in the girl's room.

Me - The girls' room? You already built the campsite?

Oshika - No. There's caves right beside us. My room is right there, that cave over to the right. Those up there are extras, because the guys haven't chosen theirs yet.

Me - Okay. Then that one's mine.

I point to a cave hole at the middle.

Oshika - Whatever. The girls' room is down to the bottom left. That room right there will be for cooking things, like that beast.

Rex - Hey when are we gonna eat?

Isturuko - Yeah, like when are we gonna eat?

Me - As soon as you guys get the fire going and Connel and Harley get the beast prepared. I gotta take care of a little girl stuff.

Isturuko - Oh, okay tell us when you're done.

Rex - Yeah! Like, and don't mess up my stuff in my cave!

Isturuko - You already have a cave?

Rex - Yeah.

Julio pokes at the beast with a small stick. He smacks a horsefly from his shoulder, then looks at the splat on his paw.

Julio - You know, the beast might not be it might not be all that bad, you know?

Rex - Dude, what did you say? Speak up.

Oshika - So, Dasyla , did you get the guys to cook the beast?

Me - They're over there talking. They ain't doing nothing. Those guys are a bunch of roguish, lazy thugs.

Oshika - Oh… so now they're lazy thugs?

Me - Heh, whatever. Say, we have soap?

Roachy Mama - I have a bar of soap.

Oshika - What do you need soap for?

Me - I'm going to take a bath down at the river. I hope that the guys don't happen to invade though.

Oshika - There's a hot spring in the girls' room. The guys' room has a cold puddle of water, that's why I let them have that cave.

Me - Oh. They suck.

Oshika - All guys suck.

Aquamarine - Guys don't suck.

Oshika - Are you sure?

Me - Yeah, I thought guys like to suck.

Me - Hey, Oshika , I think we might have to hide away in our caves tonight, and lock the doors too. We might get sucked to death.

Lilaca - Look! I got the fire going! Muah ha ha! The fire! Cute!

Me - If she happens to end up missing one day, you'll know why.

Wandor - Hey, can I look in the girls room?

Roachy Mama - No, it's for girls. You're not a girl.

Wandor - Of course I am. Wanna see?

Lilaca - EEW! Wandor's a GIRL!

Wandor - No I'm not.

Isturuko - Aww! That's cold!

Oshika - It is getting cold. This big cave is for everyone. This is where we will be serving the food and all. See? It looks cool and all. It's got big rocks, and if we chip the tops of the rocks off, we can make them like of they're tables!

Wandor - I wanna help.

Isturuko - This beast stinks. What is it?

Me - It's bigfoot.

Harley - Really? I thought that was your mama!

Roachy Mama - Hey, watch it.

Me- No, you're stupid.

Rex - Dude, like, do you even know how to make a fire?

Lilaca stares at the small flame burning on a small twig.

Rex - I have a lighter.

Lilaca - You could have told me that earlier.

Rex - I didn't know what you were doing.

Julio - Something stinks. Hey, Li.. hey Li Lilaca , the the that big foot is gonna its gonna take a long long a long time to its gonna take a pretty long time to…

Isturuko - Dude, like, what are you saying?

Rex - Anybody in here know how to speak LISP?

Julio - Actually, it's not lisp, it's more of more like stu.. stutt.. stuttering…

Rex - Does anyone here know how to speak STUTTER?

The boys begin to laugh.

Julio - I don't know why I'm stutt… stutt… drat.

Isturuko - Like that is so cold man!

Rex - I know man! Right!

Wandor - Hey, hey Isturuko , for a moment I thought that was you lying on the ground…

Rex - Oh…

Oshika - Are you guys gonna cook or not?

Roachy Mama - Dasyla , this is your fault we're stranded here!

Me - What? What did I do?!

Roachy Mama - If you didn't take us all to Hawaii for your stupid get together party, we wouldn't have to worry about this!

Lilaca - Guys, my stomach hurts…

Harley - Man, this is boring man! Like, when's the food gonna be done?

Connel - Yeah! Like when's the food gonna be done?

Harley - I'm hungry!

Lilaca - Shut up!

Me - Okay everyone, since this is supposively my fault… uh…

Oshika - I just found a knife.

Connel - Cool! Lemme see!

The beast stands up and roars. Everyone screams and runs. The beast catches Harley and eats him up.

Me - Well, at least he's gone.

Lilaca - Use the knife!

The monster grabs Oshika and eats her up. He grabs Wandor and eats him up. Lilaca flees, trips on Isturuko who is scared stiff, and screams. The monster eats both of them up. I hide behind a bush and watch as the beast goes on a rampage.

Connel - I'm still hungry.

Roachy Mama - What's going on out here?

The beast eats them both up. I look around for any last survivors. Rex , Julio , and Aquamarine are all huddled up shivering in fear. The monster eats them up. I'm the last. The beast roars and rips the bush from in front of me. I scream, exposed to this hideous creature. He gobbles me whole.

The End...